Last night, I was sucked into attending the shul holiday part. It featured tasteless chinese food, the very bad music of Yiddle Yoopleham, and his one man band, and a caricaturist who just would not leave me alone ("Your face. Is so interesting. I sketch, yes?)
Oh, and the line of the night:
"Do you sing the paragraph* of Maoz Tzur that is about destroying the red states?"
*D'chay admon / destroy the red one ie: Esau ie: Rome ie: Christianity ie: the American South.